{"id":990,"date":"2008-12-06T18:29:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-06T18:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2008\/12\/06\/confirmat-zapatero-te-2-careso-3\/"},"modified":"2008-12-06T18:29:11","modified_gmt":"2008-12-06T18:29:11","slug":"confirmat-zapatero-te-2-careso-3-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2008\/12\/06\/confirmat-zapatero-te-2-careso-3-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Confirmat: Zapatero t\u00e9 2 cares&#8230;o 3!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.3cat24.cat\/multimedia\/png\/0\/2\/1228565036720.png?resize=400%2C200\" height=\"200\" \/><br \/>\nEra una cosa que corria pels passadissos de Madrid:&#8221; A Zapatero li passa alguna cosa&#8221;. Doncs ja s&#8217;ha pogut confirmar: A Zapatero li surt una cara nova sota l&#8217;orella dreta. Una cara que mira cap al costat (com fent-se l&#8217;orni, el desent\u00e8s) mentre l&#8217;altra mira endavant.Si no us ho creieu, mireu la foto que publico aqu\u00ed al costat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I encara corre una altra not\u00edcia, que no us la puc confirmar encara, per\u00f2 us en far\u00e9 una petita entrega per tal que us hi aneu fixant: sembla que n&#8217;hi est\u00e0 per sortir una tercera al clatell.<\/p>\n<p>I tot plegat, quina import\u00e0ncia t\u00e9, us direu. Doncs sembla que \u00e9s per poder mirar a la vegada cap a Catalunya i cap a la resta d&#8217; Espanya sense agafar torticoli. Sembla que hi ha una prestigiosa cl\u00ednica madrilenya (Cl\u00ednica Moncloa-PSOE. SA) que fa aquests tipus de cirurgia a petici\u00f3 d&#8217;alguns interessats i es remoreja (ja sabeu que Madrizzz viu de rumors) que la majoria de clients s\u00f3n pol\u00edtics. Segurament que aquest tipus de cirugia s&#8217;exportar\u00e0 a l&#8217; estranger veient l&#8217;\u00e8xit que t\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>A Zapatero, per exemple, li vindr\u00e0 de primera: amb una cara podr\u00e0 dir als catalans que complir\u00e0 al peu de la lletra el que aqu\u00ed diguem i amb l&#8217;altra dir\u00e0 tot el contrari sense el m\u00e9s m\u00ednim dolor. Ni tan sols haur\u00e0 de girar el coll i dissimular!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Era una cosa que corria pels passadissos de Madrid:&#8221; A Zapatero li passa alguna cosa&#8221;. Doncs ja s&#8217;ha pogut confirmar: A Zapatero li surt una cara nova sota l&#8217;orella dreta. Una cara que mira cap al costat (com fent-se l&#8217;orni, el desent\u00e8s) mentre l&#8217;altra mira endavant.Si no us ho creieu, mireu la foto que publico [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2940,305],"tags":[31911,31837],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mentides","category-zapatero","tag-mentides","tag-zapatero"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pagkjs-fY","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}