{"id":978,"date":"2008-09-02T22:22:04","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T20:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2008\/09\/02\/un-ric-molt-ruc-va-morir-dun-cop-de-roc\/"},"modified":"2008-09-02T22:22:04","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T20:22:04","slug":"un-ric-molt-ruc-va-morir-dun-cop-de-roc-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2008\/09\/02\/un-ric-molt-ruc-va-morir-dun-cop-de-roc-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Un ric molt ruc va morir d&#8217;un cop de roc."},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"1\" vspace=\"1\" align=\"right\" width=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.cineando.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/06\/ladrones_poster_mail1.jpg?resize=150%2C300\" hspace=\"1\" height=\"300\" \/>Qui \u00e9s el ric?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Qui \u00e9s el ruc?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Qui \u00e9s el lladre?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Qui es va morint, poc a poc, d&#8217;inanici\u00f3?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Endevineu-ho&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Per\u00f2 estic segur que ja sabeu de qu\u00e8 i de qui parlo. Un donar\u00e9 una pista:<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Us sona aix\u00f2 de finan\u00e7ament, d&#8217;Estatut retallat i despr\u00e9s passat pel forro i pel ribot?<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Aquests dies, que he comen\u00e7at a treballar despr\u00e9s de les vacances, estava pensant qu\u00e8 se&#8217;n fan del meus impostos que cada mes (religiosament) se&#8217;m queda l&#8217; estat espanyol. Estava pensant que amb els meus impostos els extremenys compren un ordinador per a cada nen mentre que aqui en tenim un per a cada 5; els andalussos fan operacions d&#8217;est\u00e8tica (pits i culs) mentre aqu\u00ed ens hem d&#8217;esperar 5 mesos per una pr\u00f2tesi de genoll; els castellans promouen la seva llengua arreu del m\u00f3n com si fos la \u00fanica que es parla per aquests verals i pensant-se que \u00e9s &#8220;just i necessari&#8221; que sigui aix\u00ed&#8230; (Qu\u00e8 es creuen aquests catalans! Que aquest tipus de &#8220;dialecte&#8221; val la pena ensenyar-lo? Per\u00f2 si fa vergonya! Aquestes coses val m\u00e9s amagar-les darrera la porta.)<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I, entretant , mentre em disposo a comen\u00e7ar a treballar amb \u00e0nims i pensant que estic fent alguna cosa positiva \u00a0(a m\u00e9s de guanyar-me les garrofes) resulta que em diuen que els meus impostos marxaran per no tornar mai m\u00e9s&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I lllavors no s\u00e9 si tornar-m\u00b4hi a posar o val m\u00e9s que continu\u00ef fent vacances.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Vacances pagades per qui? Potser a partir d&#8217;ara les meves vacances me les pagaran els espanyols aquests que deia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Qui \u00e9s el ric? Qui \u00e9s el ruc? Qui \u00e9s el lladre? Qui es va morint, poc a poc, d&#8217;inanici\u00f3? Endevineu-ho&#8230;. &nbsp; Per\u00f2 estic segur que ja sabeu de qu\u00e8 i de qui parlo. Un donar\u00e9 una pista: Us sona aix\u00f2 de finan\u00e7ament, d&#8217;Estatut retallat i despr\u00e9s passat pel forro i pel ribot? Aquests dies, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1296,172],"tags":[31884],"class_list":["post-978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-espana","category-politica","tag-lladres"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pagkjs-fM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3340,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions\/3340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}