{"id":5036,"date":"2014-10-01T23:36:10","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T22:36:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/?p=5036"},"modified":"2014-10-01T23:38:01","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T22:38:01","slug":"5036","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2014\/10\/01\/5036\/","title":{"rendered":"Espanya exporta testosterona a Catalunya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/By3oK7nIcAANbTK.jpg?resize=173%2C230&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"173\" height=\"230\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/imagenes.publico.es\/resources\/archivos\/2014\/10\/1\/1412156308101calella-detdn.jpg?resize=192%2C144\" width=\"192\" height=\"144\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Agents de la Policia Nacional (divisi\u00f3 antidisturbis) vinguts des de Valladolid, La Corunya, Val\u00e8ncia,\u00a0 Oviedo i d\u2019altres punts d\u2019Espanya han arribat a Catalunya. No \u00e9s la primera vegada. El mes de maig passat ja van arribar tres-cents efectius d&#8217;aquesta unitat especial de la policia espanyola. Es van instal\u00b7lar a Calella, amb el prop\u00f2sit de &#8216;donar seguretat a les depend\u00e8ncies estatals&#8217;. Ara n\u2019han arribat entre 400 i 450 \u201cpara reforzar la seguridad en los edificios del Estado en caso de que se produzcan incidentes&#8221;. Ja ho veieu, quilos i quilos de testosterona pura!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Tamb\u00e9 diuen que arribar\u00e0 l\u2019ex\u00e8rcit per ajudar el personal d&#8217;Adif a extreure l&#8217;aigua que s&#8217;acumula a l&#8217;interior del t\u00fanel del tren d&#8217;alta velocitat a Girona. La Unitat Militar d&#8217;Emerg\u00e8ncies (UME) ha activat fins a 84 soldats<strong>,<\/strong> que es traslladen a la ciutat amb trenta vehicles, entre els quals n&#8217;hi ha d&#8217;espec\u00edfics per poder arribar a bombejar aigua a grans profunditats. M\u00e9s testosterona!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Amb una difer\u00e8ncia, per\u00f2: uns bombegen i els altres, a vegades, bombardegen. Per a les dues coses es veu que es necessita testosterona. Molta testosterona\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Fins que \u201clos edificios del Estado\u201d no estiguin en perill jo enviaria als policies a treure aigua de l\u2019estaci\u00f3 de l\u2019 AVE de Girona. Amb bombes d\u2019aigua. No pas de les altres\u2026<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">I quan convingui (que no crec que sigui necessari perqu\u00e8 els catalans som molt pac\u00edfics) ja faran aquesta altra feina que veieu aqu\u00ed a sota.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"10253903_586102108160840_16689463931375272_n\" src=\"https:\/\/jaumepubill.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/10\/10253903_586102108160840_16689463931375272_n_thumb.jpg?w=881&#038;h=633&#038;fit=881%2C633&#038;resize=376%2C270\" width=\"376\" height=\"270\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Agents de la Policia Nacional (divisi\u00f3 antidisturbis) vinguts des de Valladolid, La Corunya, Val\u00e8ncia,\u00a0 Oviedo i d\u2019altres punts d\u2019Espanya han arribat a Catalunya. No \u00e9s la primera vegada. El mes de maig passat ja van arribar tres-cents efectius d&#8217;aquesta unitat especial de la policia espanyola. Es van instal\u00b7lar a Calella, amb el prop\u00f2sit de &#8216;donar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2229],"tags":[31889],"class_list":["post-5036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sagkjs-5036","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5036"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5038,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5036\/revisions\/5038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}