{"id":3177,"date":"2011-11-29T19:29:23","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T18:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2011-11-29T19:29:23","modified_gmt":"2011-11-29T18:29:23","slug":"la-nova-hipoteca-espanya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2011\/11\/29\/la-nova-hipoteca-espanya\/","title":{"rendered":"La nova hipoteca Espanya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><\/i><i><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 17px 0px 0px;float: left\" align=\"left\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dineroconviobano.com\/imagenes\/atracador.jpg\" \/>-Hola, bon dia. Miri, venia perqu\u00e8 he vist que m&#8217;han cobrat, err\u00f2niament, 180 EUR. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><\/i><i>-Ah, no! No \u00e9s cap error. \u00c9s la seva nova hipoteca Espanya.<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Per\u00f2 si jo no l&#8217;he demanada!!!<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-No, no cal demanar-la. La hi assignem autom\u00e0ticament pel sol fet de ser titular de la llibreta Catalunya.          <br \/>-Autom\u00e0ticament? Per\u00f2, i quins avantatges hi tinc, doncs?<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Ui, molts! Pensi que \u00e9s el que se&#8217;n diu una llibreta solid\u00e0ria. <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><\/i><i>-Li explico: Amb els seus diners es podran, per exemple, regalar ordinadors port\u00e0tils als titulars de la targeta Extremadura o b\u00e9 peatges d&#8217;autopista als propietaris d&#8217;un compte Castella.<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Per\u00f2&#8230; si jo no en tinc d&#8217;ordinador!!!. <\/i><i><\/i><i>I he de pagar les autopistes cada cop que viatjo!!!. <\/i><i><\/i><i>I per mi qu\u00e8 hi haur\u00e0?<\/i> <\/p>\n<p><i><\/i><i><\/i><i>-Per mi, per mi&#8230; Au, home, no sigui tan egoista! Que a vost\u00e8 no li ve d&#8217;aquests 180 EUR al mes!<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Que no em ve de&#8230; per\u00f2&#8230; i doncs?&#8230; aix\u00ed ho estem pagant tota la fam\u00edlia? La meva dona? El meus dos fills?<\/i> <i><\/i><i>-S\u00ed, s\u00ed, \u00e9s clar. Tots els titulars.<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Per\u00f2 aix\u00f2 s\u00f3n m\u00e9s de 700 EUR cada mes!!! \u00c9s una vergonya!!!<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Miri, amb franquesa, entre vost\u00e8 i jo&#8230; s\u00ed, \u00e9s un esc\u00e0ndol! Per\u00f2 b\u00e9, com que t\u00e9 un contracte de perman\u00e8ncia de &#8216;per vida&#8217; no hi ha res a fer. Les condicions s\u00f3n aix\u00ed!<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i>-Doncs miri, sap qu\u00e8 li dic? Que a la que pugui canviar\u00e9 de banc!!! Au, que tingui bon dia senyora&#8230;?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><\/i><i>Elena Salgado, Elena Salgado. Bon dia.<\/i>       <br \/><i><\/i><i><\/i>      <br \/><i><\/i><i><u>Des de fa 300 anys, els catalans hem estat uns imb\u00e8cils.<\/u><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><\/i><i><u>Es tracta, doncs, de deixar de ser catalans?<\/u><\/i><u>        <br \/><i><\/i><i><\/i>        <br \/><i><\/i><i>No, es tracta&#8230;<\/i>         <br \/><i><\/i><i>&#8230; de deixar de ser imb\u00e8cils!!!.<\/i><\/u><\/p>\n<p><em><u>(Text an\u00f2nim. Almenys per a mi)<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Hola, bon dia. Miri, venia perqu\u00e8 he vist que m&#8217;han cobrat, err\u00f2niament, 180 EUR. -Ah, no! No \u00e9s cap error. \u00c9s la seva nova hipoteca Espanya. -Per\u00f2 si jo no l&#8217;he demanada!!! -No, no cal demanar-la. La hi assignem autom\u00e0ticament pel sol fet de ser titular de la llibreta Catalunya. -Autom\u00e0ticament? 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