{"id":2769,"date":"2011-06-09T18:47:44","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T17:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/?p=2769"},"modified":"2011-06-09T18:47:44","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T17:47:44","slug":"marit-sensible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2011\/06\/09\/marit-sensible\/","title":{"rendered":"Marit sensible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hepatitisc2000.com.ar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/saludhumor-thumb.jpg?resize=512%2C304\" width=\"512\" height=\"304\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Marit i muller van al psic\u00f2leg despr\u00e9s de 20 anys de matrimoni.    <br \/>Quan el psic\u00f2leg els pregunta quin \u00e9s el problema, la dona treu una llista llarga i detallada de tots els problemes que han tingut durant els 20 anys de matrimoni:     <br \/>&#8230; poca atenci\u00f3, falta d&#8217;intimitat, buit, soledat, no sentir-se estimada, no sentir-se desitjada &#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">La llista \u00e9s interminable. Finalment, el terapeuta s&#8217;aixeca, s&#8217;acosta a la dona, li demana que s&#8217;aixequi i l&#8217;abra\u00e7a i besa apassionadament mentre que el marit els observa at\u00f2nit i amb la mosca al nas. La dona es queda muda i s\u2019asseu a la cadira mig atordida.<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">El terapeuta es dirigeix \u200b\u200bal marit i li diu: &quot;Aix\u00f2 \u00e9s el que la seva dona necessita almenys 3 vegades per setmana. Podr\u00e0 fer-ho?&quot;<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">El marit ho medita un moment i respon:    <br \/>&#8211; B\u00e9, la puc portar els dilluns, els dimarts i els dijous, perqu\u00e8 els dimecres &#8230; tinc futbol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marit i muller van al psic\u00f2leg despr\u00e9s de 20 anys de matrimoni. Quan el psic\u00f2leg els pregunta quin \u00e9s el problema, la dona treu una llista llarga i detallada de tots els problemes que han tingut durant els 20 anys de matrimoni: &#8230; poca atenci\u00f3, falta d&#8217;intimitat, buit, soledat, no sentir-se estimada, no sentir-se desitjada [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2229],"tags":[31889],"class_list":["post-2769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pagkjs-IF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}