{"id":1512,"date":"2010-10-23T12:24:50","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T11:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2010\/10\/23\/linspector-de-la-sgae\/"},"modified":"2010-10-23T12:31:22","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T11:31:22","slug":"linspector-de-la-sgae","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2010\/10\/23\/linspector-de-la-sgae\/","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;inspector de la SGAE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px 14px 0px 0px;float: left\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQnagGW14OFbZ1z8BV9MJqt2G7kRbeXQ11g1XWKZ7zQGd5RKM&amp;t=1&amp;usg=__hmwxvCRFPornekKP0XdI7AAKyos=\" \/>M\u2019ho acaben d\u2019explicar. Diu que l\u2019inspector de la SGAE es presenta a la porta del cel. Surt Sant Pere i li pregunta qu\u00e8 vol. <\/font><\/p>\n<h5 align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">-Vinc a cobrar els drets d\u2019autor, diu ell. <\/font><\/h5>\n<h5 align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">-Aqu\u00ed no hi ha res per cobrar, diu Sant Pere.<\/font><\/h5>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">-Com que no? I els Cors celestials, qu\u00e8 canten? I els \u00e0ngels, i els arc\u00e0ngels i tota aquesta colla de gent que fa m\u00fasica? Miri que jo estic ben informat i s\u00e9 que hi ha Serafins, Querubins, Trons, Dominacions, Virtuts, Potestats, Principats, \u00c0ngels, Arc\u00e0ngels i potser encara alguna cosa m\u00e9s. Tots canten i toquen instruments. Fan m\u00fasica i interpreten can\u00e7ons i, ja se sap, per tot aix\u00f2 s\u2019ha de pagar.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">-Per\u00f2 aqu\u00ed vost\u00e8 no hi pot entrar sense el meu perm\u00eds, que li diu Sant Pere.<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">-No necessito perm\u00eds. Jo entro a bars, restaurants, boleres, sanatoris, prost\u00edbuls, poliesportius, geri\u00e0trics, festes majors, cines, teatres i mil llocs m\u00e9s. Per tant, tamb\u00e9 puc entrar al cel\u2026 I si no em deixa entrar, li enviar\u00e9 els nostres advocats i ja s\u2019entendran amb ells. Bona tarda!<\/font><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">La visita diu que va deixar Sant Pere ben preocupat. A veure com s\u2019ho arreglaran per all\u00e0 dalt\u2026<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"3\" face=\"Arial\">&#160;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u2019ho acaben d\u2019explicar. Diu que l\u2019inspector de la SGAE es presenta a la porta del cel. Surt Sant Pere i li pregunta qu\u00e8 vol. -Vinc a cobrar els drets d\u2019autor, diu ell. -Aqu\u00ed no hi ha res per cobrar, diu Sant Pere. -Com que no? I els Cors celestials, qu\u00e8 canten? I els \u00e0ngels, i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2229],"tags":[31889],"class_list":["post-1512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pagkjs-oo","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1512"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1520,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1512\/revisions\/1520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}