{"id":1130,"date":"2009-09-25T21:33:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T19:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2009\/09\/25\/la-lgica-dels-infarts\/"},"modified":"2009-09-25T21:33:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T19:33:48","slug":"la-lgica-dels-infarts-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/2009\/09\/25\/la-lgica-dels-infarts-2\/","title":{"rendered":"La lògica dels infarts."},"content":{"rendered":"

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A. Al Jap\u00f3, on es consumeixen molt pocs greixos, l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor que a Anglaterra i els Estats Units.<\/p>\n

B. D’altra banda, a Fran\u00e7a, on es consumeixen for\u00e7a greixos, tamb\u00e9 l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor al d’Anglaterra i els Estats Units.<\/p>\n

C. A l’\u00cdndia, on gaireb\u00e9 no es beu vi negre, l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor que a Anglaterra i els Estats Units.<\/p>\n

D. A Espanya, on es beu molt vi negre i es menja massa xori\u00e7o, l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor que a Anglaterra i els Estats Units.<\/p>\n

E. A Alg\u00e8ria, on gaireb\u00e9 no es fa l’amor, l’\u00edndex d’atacs al cor \u00e9s menor que a Anglaterra i Estats Units.<\/p>\n

F. Al Brasil, on es fa molt l’amor, l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor que a Anglaterra i Estats Units. <\/p>\n

CONCLUSI\u00d3:
Beu, menja, fornica i diverteix-te sense parar: EL QUE MATA \u00c9S PARLAR ANGL\u00c8S.<\/p>\n

Deu ser per aix\u00f2 que jo no s\u00e9 ni un borrall d’angl\u00e8s ni n’he volgut estudiar mai!<\/p>\n

Etiquetes de Technorati: Humor<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A. Al Jap\u00f3, on es consumeixen molt pocs greixos, l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor que a Anglaterra i els Estats Units. B. D’altra banda, a Fran\u00e7a, on es consumeixen for\u00e7a greixos, tamb\u00e9 l’\u00edndex d’atacs de cor \u00e9s menor al d’Anglaterra i els Estats Units. C. A l’\u00cdndia, on gaireb\u00e9 no es beu vi negre, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2229],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pagkjs-ie","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/jaumepubill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}