{"id":699,"date":"2009-11-10T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T07:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/botonier\/2009\/11\/10\/locell-del-cern\/"},"modified":"2013-06-19T09:48:07","modified_gmt":"2013-06-19T08:48:07","slug":"locell-del-cern-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/botonier\/2009\/11\/10\/locell-del-cern-2\/","title":{"rendered":"L&#8217;ocell del CERN"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gS2A8TwyupA\/SvkXN3GXV6I\/AAAAAAAAA2Q\/iTrUJ8KBssc\/s1600-h\/Ocell.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gS2A8TwyupA\/SvkXN3GXV6I\/AAAAAAAAA2Q\/iTrUJ8KBssc\/s200\/Ocell.JPG\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>La noticia, publicada discretament, ens d\u00f3na una lli\u00e7\u00f3 d\u2019humilitat i una advert\u00e8ncia davant la prepot\u00e8ncia de la ci\u00e8ncia.<\/p>\n<p>Recordem que a Ginebra es troba la seu del CERN (Centre Europeu de Recerca Nuclear), capdavanter en investigaci\u00f3 nuclear i on treballen cient\u00edfics de molts pa\u00edsos. <\/p>\n<p>Una de les peces m\u00e9s importants del CERN \u00e9s l\u2019accelerador de part\u00edcules, el m\u00e9s gran del m\u00f3n. El dia 3, avui fa una setmana, un ocell que viu als voltants del CERN va trobar un tros de pa, exactament de baguette i, com els instints i la gana manen, el va agafar amb el bec i va arrencar el vol.<\/p>\n<p>Malauradament, el tros de pa era massa gros i l\u2019ocell el va perdre en plena volada. El tros de baguette, en el seu cam\u00ed de baixada va provocar un curtcircuit en un instal\u2022laci\u00f3 exterior al CERN per\u00f2 que alimentava l\u2019accelerador de part\u00edcules i tamb\u00e9 el sistema de refrigeraci\u00f3. <\/p>\n<p>El CERN informa que l\u2019accelerador tornar\u00e0 a funcionar a mitjans de Novembre, de manera que el tros de pa ha deixat l\u2019estri fora de servei una bona dotzena de dies. <\/p>\n<p>Som molt llestos, dominem moltes tecnologies, fins i tot estem a punt de descobrir com va comen\u00e7ar tot. I arriba un ocell amb gana, i per un tros de pa massa gros, un centenar de cient\u00edfics es queden dues setmanes sense possibilitats de treballar. <\/p>\n<p>El meu agra\u00efment a l\u2019ocell que ens ha fet tocar de peus a terra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La noticia, publicada discretament, ens d\u00f3na una lli\u00e7\u00f3 d\u2019humilitat i una advert\u00e8ncia davant la prepot\u00e8ncia de la ci\u00e8ncia. Recordem que a Ginebra es troba la seu del CERN (Centre Europeu de Recerca Nuclear), capdavanter en investigaci\u00f3 nuclear i on treballen cient\u00edfics de molts pa\u00edsos. Una de les peces m\u00e9s importants del CERN \u00e9s l\u2019accelerador de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":385,"url":"https:\/\/blogs.avui.cat\/botonier\/2009\/11\/10\/locell-del-cern\/","url_meta":{"origin":699,"position":0},"title":"L&#8217;ocell del CERN","author":"Ramon Boixet","date":"10 novembre 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"La noticia, publicada discretament, ens d\u00f3na una lli\u00e7\u00f3 d\u2019humilitat i una advert\u00e8ncia davant la prepot\u00e8ncia de la ci\u00e8ncia.Recordem que a Ginebra es troba la seu del CERN (Centre Europeu de Recerca Nuclear), capdavanter en investigaci\u00f3 nuclear i on treballen cient\u00edfics de molts pa\u00edsos. 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